In the past couple of weeks I have found out that there is life after fantasy football. The shock of the end of the season in the first quarter of the first game has warn off and I have moved on. I'm not sure if everyone knows that in the past few years Lincoln has had their "One Book, One Lincoln" campaign. This is when a group of literary genius' review a few recommended books and then come up with their number one pick, then fill the libraries with only that one book and ask everyone in the city to read it. They start up book clubs to get all together and discuss the book.
Brenda and I have read (or in my case listen to) most of the past books. There have been a couple that for what ever reason I haven't been able to get through but for the most part I have actually enjoyed them. I do believe that this is because I have become civilized - I don't grunt anymore but actually speak in sentences. I have found out that books can be my friend. Anyway, when the new OBOL selection was announced, I was excited that I could tell Brenda that it was "The Thirteenth Tale". When Brenda came home I was about to tell her when she said that she had been in town and had found a couple of things for me to listen to. One was a book on the comedy of golf and the other was the new OBOL! I was deflated!
I started reading (remember I say that though I listen to it on CD) and have really enjoyed it. I even finished it before Brenda. I can't tell you any more about this book because Bren needs to finish it first but then I will have my own book club and if anyone wants to discuss the true meaning of the book with me I will put the coffee on (as I think everyone who discusses books must drink coffee) and we can discuss.
With this book done I moved on to the book on golf. This is written by a man who golfed when he was young and gave the sport up becaused he "sucked" at it. After 30 years off, he decided to take it up again and continues to "suck" at it! What is really depressing about this is he talks about all the horrible shots he makes, the terrible scores he has and yet he stills shoots as good as (or should I say as bad as) me! This guy talks about how he is so embarrassed about his game that he only goes out by himself. He can't be seen by anyone who knows him.
He actually goes to World Golf Village (we were there last March) and gets personally sized up for clubs. They say that the only driver that he should be using is a Calloway Fusion (which is what I have). He can't hit it for anything (I couldn't hit a ball in the ocean from a john boat) and ends up giving it up to someone else. I might have to try that approach - give my clubs up one at a time.
Well, that is it - I gave up fantasy football for reading books (some on golf). Yet I wonder, in fantasy football, there is always the optimism of having that one good week when all your players score well. But in golf, it only takes that one shot to keep me coming back for more! And in some morbid way this goes beyond the game and on to books about the game.
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